The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
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Fucking excalibur…
Superman Rogues Silhouettes (-Gambit1024 on Reddit, Steve Garcia on Tumblr)
Superman has a highly underrated rogues gallery in my opinion, hope to see more than Zod in the Man of Steel series. On that note, let’s hope Man of Steel is only the start to an excellent trilogy and kicks of a Justice League film! :D
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“Your own king is dead,” Davos reminded them, “murdered at the Red Wedding beside Lord Wyman’s son.” “The Young Wolf is dead,” Manderly allowed, “but that brave boy was not Lord Eddard’s only son.”
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So I showed my dad pictures of Thrones characters and asked him their names.
THERIN GREYDUDE
KING OF THE GUYS WHAT?
I laughed so hard at this. “Commander of the… uh… Jon Snows.” “Dude. Henry. I don’t know.” “Lord Weasel.”
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