dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact and i will just watch that movie
June 2013
I swear there are only two people who can get me pissed in an instant.
One being my father and the other is a co-worker of mine.
But this is about my father.
I hate how he always thinks he’s right. No one else is EVER correct when it comes to him.
But I got into a car accident the other day. Now he thinks he knows exactly what happened even though he wasn’t there. He really should not be lecturing me since he’s been in many car accidents - multiple ones with non-moving objects.
I’m so glad to be almost done with college. I honestly don’t think I’m going to stay in Illinois anymore just because of him. I love my mother to death, but my father is seriously one thing I need to get out of my life. I just need to get away from my entire family and everyone I know for a while. I love Chicago but I can’t be anywhere remotely near my father.
Nothing I ever do will make him proud of me. He will always attempt to put me down and compare me other people’s children. He doesn’t realize that his own children are taking some of the most fulfilling careers known to man and is what we want to do with our lives. We’ll never be good enough for him.
Honestly, he’s a huge reason as to why I’m not happy. ughh…
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
Dicks aren’t what is weak, testicles are …
“dad where did u get that mug”
“my worlds greatest dad mug? long story”
*dad looks out the window as he vividly remembers his bloody victory in the 100 dad cage match at dadfights.com*
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
I automatically assume people won't like me, so I don't talk to them unless they approach me first. I can't become a part of a crowd because I can't get past that feeling that I don't belong.
you see that boy you just called a noob? he is a noob. a total fucking noob
i wish i could understand japanese mainly so i could multitask while watching anime that hasnt been dubbed yet
Nudes? No no, noodles, sned me noodles
