quoms:

dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact and i will just watch that movie

(via pawini)

I swear there are only two people who can get me pissed in an instant.

One being my father and the other is a co-worker of mine. 

But this is about my father. 
I hate how he always thinks he’s right. No one else is EVER correct when it comes to him. 

But I got into a car accident the other day. Now he thinks he knows exactly what happened even though he wasn’t there. He really should not be lecturing me since he’s been in many car accidents - multiple ones with non-moving objects. 

I’m so glad to be almost done with college. I honestly don’t think I’m going to stay in Illinois anymore just because of him. I love my mother to death, but my father is seriously one thing I need to get out of my life. I just need to get away from my entire family and everyone I know for a while. I love Chicago but I can’t be anywhere remotely near my father. 

Nothing I ever do will make him proud of me. He will always attempt to put me down and compare me other people’s children. He doesn’t realize that his own children are taking some of the most fulfilling careers known to man and is what we want to do with our lives. We’ll never be good enough for him.

Honestly, he’s a huge reason as to why I’m not happy. ughh… 

mad-monkette:

digitonicelectronic:

Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly

OH

MY

GOD

This is perfect.

Isn’t music just grand

This suddenly makes me enjoy this dance/video haha

(Source: marchingjaybird, via rogueleader)

the-bulls:

nba-basketball:

Dunk of the Night(?)

OW

Not today, Miller! 

Timestamp: 1371608715

the-bulls:

nba-basketball:

Dunk of the Night(?)

OW

Not today, Miller! 

Cammy! 

(via mrcheyl)

Timestamp: 1371603872

Cammy! 

(via mrcheyl)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via toolazyformyowngood)

mymindpalaceisatardis:

OH MY GOSH

THAT IS A TURTLE

AND HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS ME

AND HE HAS BIG SHINY EYES

SADFHASDKJFAHDSJFA

HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THIS TURTLE

(Source: thelegendaryunicorn, via nerdgasam)

Timestamp: 1371603662

mymindpalaceisatardis:

OH MY GOSH

THAT IS A TURTLE

AND HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS ME

AND HE HAS BIG SHINY EYES

SADFHASDKJFAHDSJFA

HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THIS TURTLE

(Source: thelegendaryunicorn, via nerdgasam)

xombiedirge:

Papercut Street Fighters by Cutting Pixels / Store

(via kotakucom)

Timestamp: 1371603629

xombiedirge:

Papercut Street Fighters by Cutting Pixels / Store

(via kotakucom)

cdpwork:

INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB

Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.

This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

this is my answer to privacy now

(Source: shutthefuckupbro, via zopeykins)

Timestamp: 1371603022

cdpwork:

INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB

Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.

This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

this is my answer to privacy now

(Source: shutthefuckupbro, via zopeykins)

[x] Game of Thrones season 3 awards: Best POV actor | Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Jaime Lannister.

(via brunetteinaunionjack)

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[x] Game of Thrones season 3 awards: Best POV actor | Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Jaime Lannister.

(via brunetteinaunionjack)